Ok, let's be real: more often than not, one-night stands aren't very glamorous, a little tipsy, and usually happen after last call, past 3 a.m. Buuuut if luck is on your side and you get the chance to plan a little to limit your regrets the next morning, here's a list of must-haves to throw in your bag before heading out for the night! (And let's be clear, it also works for more-than-a-one-night.)
1 - Condoms
Obviously. Nobody wants to pay child support or deal with an STI.
2 - A hair tie
Mermaid hair is super cool until you've got a mouthful of it and look like a drowned rat the next morning. A hair tie can save you a lot of trouble and comes in pretty handy if you're going ✨down there✨
3 - Little cleansing wipes
Not recommended for daily use, but they can always save the day. Because yes, when you do a quick sink wash, it's not very subtle to smell exactly like Bath & Body Works hand soap when you walk out of the bathroom stark naked.
4 - Deodorant
Smelling like a damn garbage can the next day isn't pleasant for anyone's nose.
5 - Mouthwash and/or gum
Same reason as number 4. Morning-after sex breath is not a scent I'd turn into a candle, let's say.
6 - Earbuds
Because the walk of shame doesn't have to be silent. It's also the perfect chance to catch up on the latest episodes of your favourite podcast.
7 - Your phone charger
Because sneaking out always goes better when you don't have to wake the other person up to ask them to call you a cab because your phone is dead.
8 - A 2nd pair of boxers/undies
You'll already feel fresh as a daisy the next day.
And you can't pack it in a bag, but communication is always a must for enjoyable, successful sex. Oh! And consent too (first and foremost, please)